Hello there everybody

Hello.
I'm afraid my first paragraph blogging is going to have to be commandeered to house a slight admission. To be completely honest, this whole idea was somewhat stolen from Michael Crowder's blog (www.3yearoldtrappedinateenagersbody.blogspot.com), which I'd strongly encourage you to read. When I say strongly, I mean in a death threats sort of way.

Anyway, the whole idea of this is for me to talk about what I want to talk about, whether it's free range eggs, the house of commons shop, how annoying Nick Clegg is, etc. I will almost inevitably also start venting my fury on whatever it is I darn well feel like venting about. That's how this works, you see. I write, you read, you roll your eyes, I feel like I'm getting some attention.

Before I start writing (and venting), I'd like to ask how you can tell if there's fish in the bottom of your page?